—I’M TRYING NOT TO MESS WITH IT, I’M TRYING TO KEEP IT ON THE D-LO

 

 

Luna & Me

 

I can’t tell who is more anxious, the moon or me.  Luna’s going through the motions, the wood chipper, menopause, and her hot streaks make me shiver, though I don’t usually need a reason.  You know you’re loved when the wire goes dead.  When I die, I’m leaving everything behind.  My guilt I’ll give to charity.