--A PERFECT
DIFFERENT ANIMAL WOULD BE OKAY
…Hey! It’s Wednesday, one of my
favorite days of the week.
…I’ve never been a big Marilyn Monroe fan.
I thought she was a bad actress and she seemed very dimwitted. But I’m pretty sure now that I was wrong and
she had a lot of people like me fooled.
Read these from her and decide for yourself:
-"Ever
notice how ‘What the hell’ is always the right answer?"
-"Creativity
has got to start with humanity and when you’re a human being, you feel, you
suffer."
-"I
don’t want to make money. I just want to be wonderful."
-"A
career is wonderful thing, but you can’t snuggle up to it on a cold
night."
-"Most
importantly, keep smiling. Because life is a beautiful thing, and there’s so
much to smile about."
-"It’s
not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on."
-"Imperfection
is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than
absolutely boring."
-Hollywood
is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents
for your soul."
-"It’s
often just enough to be with someone. I don’t need to touch them. Not even
talk. A feeling passes between you both. You’re not alone."
-"To
all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the
beautiful one, its society who’s ugly."
-"The
real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling
into your eyes or just staring into space."
-"I’ve
often stood silent at a party for hours listening to my movie idols turn into
dull and little people."
"Suicide
is a person’s privilege. I don’t believe it’s a sin or a crime. --"It’s
your right if you want to, though it doesn’t get you anywhere."
-"Beneath
the make-up and behind the smile, I’m just a girl who wishes for the
world."
-"The
truth is I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let people fool themselves. They didn’t
bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character
for me. I wouldn’t argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I
wasn’t. When they found this out, they would blame me for disillusioning them
and fooling them."
-"Please
don’t make me a joke. End the interview with what I believe. I don’t mind
making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one… I want to be an artist, an
actress with integrity… If fame goes by, so long, I’ve had you, fame. If it
goes by, I’ve always known it was fickle. So at least it’s something I
experienced, but that’s not where I live."
-"I
believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to
let go. Things go wrong so you can appreciate them when they’re right. You
believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself. And
sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
-"I’m
selfish, impatient, and insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at
times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t
deserve me at my best."
-"Sex
is part of nature. I go along with nature."
-"People
respect you because they feel you’ve survived hard times and endured and
although you’ve become famous, you haven’t become phony.
-"I
restore myself when I’m alone."
-"Men
who think that a woman’s past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually
stupid and weak. A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing
there are not too many."
--Marilyn Monroe
Dost thou thinkest, my just and worthy liege, this shalt be of any use unto thee? Let us see, sez Shakespeare --- Greetings, earthling. Know what’s incredible, edible and prolifically gratuitous? Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven's gonna be like for us: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most-extra-blatant-and-groovy, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, eternal-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-smmmokin’-hot-deal. YES! For God, anything and everything and more! is possible!! Cya soon…
ReplyDeleteI'm not normally the one to read blogs...but I must say that I truly love reading yours! I feel so many different emotions from your poems, stories, Facebook quotes (which I find humorous at times), et al., and I always look forward to what you post next. Please continue on and thank you for sharing!
ReplyDeleteDr. Kold, i'm not sure what you mean. Al, thanks so much for reading and for the kind words. i really appreciate it.
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