--THANKS FOR
THE MEMORIES
…Tomorrow my
daughter comes home from L.A. I’m very
excited. Haven’t see her in a long
while.
…As I write
this, there’s a man in a boat outside my window, maybe fifteen yards away,
staring up at me. Kind of creepy, but
that’s what happens when you live on a lake.
People out
here sure like to fish. They’ll go
fishing in a downpour. But today it’s
quite nice.
…This was in
the paper the other day:
SEATTLE, WA: Amy
Lee, 28, whose sleep was interrupted by a cancer charity run outside her
apartment was charged with assault and reckless endangerment for allegedly
pelting supporters with trash, used cat litter and frozen chicken.
It kind of
cracked me up.
…Here are some
noteworthy (at least I think so anyway) commentary from Facebook folks of late:
HOW
YOU CAN TELL IT'S THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR: One of my male students was
constantly talking and making noise during the other students' recent classroom
presentations and one of my female students, clearly fed up with his
disruption, turned and yelled, "WILL YOU SHUT THE F--- UP?!?!" When
his head whipped around to me as if to say, "And what do you plan to do
about that?" I looked him right in the eye and said, "I'm with
her."
Someone
just got smashed in the head with a "rough beach umbrella" caught by
the wind. I can dig that.
10
Qualities Women Look For In a Man
1.
loves small animals, even rodents.
2. makes you giggle insanely for no reason.
3. does not humiliate you about your hair....
2. makes you giggle insanely for no reason.
3. does not humiliate you about your hair....
I'm
a little torn about blocking idiots because I feel like it creates an online
culture in which there are no dissenting voices. Of course, idiots don't really
have much of value to say, so it's a moot point
Ducks
love salt swimming pools. I want a duck of my own. And a salt swimming pool.
And a watermelon. Help me out
If I
have a really shitty childhood, does that mean it's okay for me to terrorize,
trick, and lie to everyone else in my life? Seriously, I would like your input.
imagine
how massive history books would be if they recorded all the times people stared
into space and didn't do anything
This
morning my phone, which was in my pocket, connected to Netflix and started
playing the opening to my favorite TV show: "In the criminal justice
system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important
groups. . ." Never in my life did I expect I would able to say I had Law
and Order in my pants.
PROS
AND CONS TO WORKING IN A MALL:
PROS
tracking the fashion trends of hispanic grandmas
tracking the fashion trends of hispanic grandmas
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