--I’LL BE BETTER WHEN I’M OLDER
…First morning in Manhattan in a few years.
I love it here.
Everywhere I went last night people were speaking a language other than
English.
NYC is different on a Sunday night, though.
Into the evening the streets empty out, which is a strange sight. There were lots of clouds last night, lavender
and plum, which gave the sky and the sky scrapers a spooky, haunted quality. The Chrysler Building looked majestic.
You should have seen it.
Today should be lots of walking, shopping and people watching, maybe a
couple museums.
…Here are some quips from Facebook Friends last week:
-Let's
see if wearing a Spiderman costume while I write helps. Better than coffee?
-As
far as I can tell, the following conditions are out of fashion for women:
1. nymphomania (no longer exists)
2. menopause (must have a different name now, never hear the word spoken)
3. nipples (they are absolutely unfashionable and hidden in padded bras)
4. "the vapors" (whatever that was)
1. nymphomania (no longer exists)
2. menopause (must have a different name now, never hear the word spoken)
3. nipples (they are absolutely unfashionable and hidden in padded bras)
4. "the vapors" (whatever that was)
-Most
things in my life are influenced by Columbo.
-Tips On How To Quit Smoking!!
1.
Avoid activities that are improved by smoking, such as:
- Drinking alcohol
- Thinking deeply
- Drinking alcohol
- Thinking deeply
-Talking
to people
-Watching
Mad Men
-Dating
-Taking
a shit
-Leaving
your house
-Staying
in for the night
-Listening
to music
-Making
eye contact
2.
Replace smoking with another habit like shooting heroin or incessant
masturbation (unless you think these would be improved by smoking, if so you
should avoid them at any cost.)
3.
Kill yourself.- Talking to people
--Something
you're not expecting to hear when you accidentally enter the women's restroom:
"Mathieu? Hey! How's it going? Say hi to your mother for me."
-Hi
Friday. You're cute. What's your sign?
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