——WHEN I THOUGHT I LOST ME, YOU KNEW WHERE I LEFT ME

…Whenever somebody says something’s wrong, I immediately think it’s my fault.

…I like board games, and dice games, and games you play on your phone, but I don’t like when people play games with me.

…Sometimes it’s not the beauty in the eye of the beholder, but the unhealthy.

…When someone asks you, “Why did you let me do that?” they’re usually asking that question to themselves.

…You can tell me anything you want or need to, and it’ll stay right here.

…The girl catty corner from my seat is journaling or writing a story, but her print is so small I can’t read a single word.  It’s like the ice cream is right there, melting in the bowl.

…It’s hard to take rhyming poetry seriously, but then it’s sometimes hard to take me seriously.

…If the worst thing you’ve ever done is cheat on a test once, then you’re pretty much a saint, and you and I aren’t comparing rap sheets.

…The reality is most of the time we don’t want our questions answered.

…Whenever I read something amazingly strange but fantastic, I wonder how the hell they came up with it, but then I look at my computer screen, see something I’ve written, and right there’s the answer.

…It must really be something to stand at the end of a rainbow.  I imagine it to be like standing next to God.  But then what do I know?

…At the hospital, everyone is on your side and they’re rooting hard for you, but it’s still you we’re talking about.

…Sometimes I think I’m becoming Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, and I don’t really like Nicholas Cage or the idea of becoming the character he played in that film.

…I think there’s a reason I’m writing all this, but it just hasn’t occurred to me yet.