--I WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE, BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WRONG TIME
...If I never hear "Brave" or "Roar" again in my life, that will be a good thing.
...Here's something I wrote a while back:
            There was something wrong with the
baby.  Sunlight could kill it.  My wife blamed herself, thinking it was
payback from all the drugs she took in college. 
When I said, “That’s crazy talk,” she reached up and slapped me.
            The baby had my nose already, but
her forehead.  It looked like a normal
newborn, squished and rashy.  
            Doctors said it was an extremely
rare condition.  One said there were ways
around it.  Another, “Things could be
worse.”
            The baby’s mother and I fought about
how to proceed, fought so much that we didn’t seem married anymore.
            And then we weren’t.
            Whenever I visited after that, there
were always other women in the house. 
They wore old-fashioned capes and matching bonnets, never smiled or
spoke.
            My wife thought the child possessed,
maybe even a vampire.  Canisters with
burning incense tossed off a bonfire smell.
            I hired a lawyer.  I called the county.  They all said the same thing—everyone rears a
child differently.
            So I gave up, made her happy, and
moved to a country near the equator.  I
found a new woman and got married.  Every
day of the year we have sun, abundant sunshine, but no kids. 

 
 
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