—NONSENSE WILL GET YOU NOWHERE, BUT SOMETIMES IT’S A GOOD DISTRACTION

Clown  

 

She says, 

I don’t need your roadkill poetry

and I say,

I could really use a BLT right now

and she says, 

Fuck you!

I’m not a victim

so I call an ambulance

and so she says,

I read your blog. How could you?

Aren’t you ashamed?

and so I shave off 

every strand of my pubic hair, 

my head hair too,

and then she says, 

I have a clitoris and its 

dry as the Gobi Desert,

you Clown,

and so I run around 

the block 

fifteen times 

chasing a deer 

that’s scared of me 

when she says, 

I ‘m sorry, I

just miss my mother

and I say,

I had one of those once.