—LET’S GO FOR A WALK, TAKE A DEEP BREATH

 

Hims

 

Some days he watches both hims circle around the office like they’re dopes or hopelessly blind, but they'll never tell each other which. One of the hims might say, “Where the fuck am I?” and the other him might say, “Watch your language, cocksucker” and the original him should laugh because there are three now, dancing a jig like elves drunk on elderberry wine, none of the hims sure who their mother was, or if the room is unlocked.