--IT'S YOUR TURN TO INVENT HOW WE SEE MORNING
…Finally, I had a burst of productivity, writing 2,300 words while my dog took various
naps. Hopefully this surge will stay
around.
Now onto the novel…
…What’s up with twerking?
What’s up with twerking against a wall backward? God Lord.
…I majored in Poli Sci at college.
When I was really young I wanted to be President. I’ve always loved politics, both nationally
and internationally and I’m still very well-read on both, but what’s happening
right now is sickening even me.
Won’t say anymore, because another tirade won’t do much good.
…Here are some fun Facebook comments from my friends to tide you
over for the weekend:
-A few weeks ago, I got bit by a deer tick. I just looked up the symptoms
for Lyme's disease. The trouble is, symptom for symptom, it's looking a lot
like menopause.
Just saw a real
person on actual real world Earth, named Moe. It's not just a myth. Moes exist.
-If you don't
have anything nice to say come sit next to me.
·
-AT A BUS STATION IN CALIFORNIA
CRAZY GUY: Have you ever been wanted by the law?
ME: No.
CRAZY GUY: Me neither....
-People that I
have a lot of dirt on should be very pleased that I've made changes in my life.
-Work called. i
am not at work. work did not leave a message. i will not be calling work back.
-Kid at the
grocery store asked me if I had new glasses. I wondered how he knew and asked
him. I still had the plastic sticker on the lens. I have worn them for three
days. Getting old ain't pretty.
-Cowboys butts
drive me nuts.
-I was at the
Book Fair walking through the author's tent (where self-publishers go to die)
and this guy smiled and waved me over like he knew me. He didn't know me. He
handed me a flyer and I looked at it. It was for a book on weight loss.
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