—BRAND NEW SHIRT, IT’S A LITTLE EXPENSIVE

 

…The worst thing in the world is seeing your child suffer.

…There’s no greater truth than that.

…I remember a time when I actually believed ours was the greatest country in the world. Now I’m certain it’s one of the very worst.

…People who say it’s not the country, it’s our current government, fail to understand one of the most important principals America was founded on, that we’re a democracy, meaning the plurality wins, meaning a majority of us voted this current government into office thinking it would be a good idea.

…Okay okay okay.

…But, how about those Mariners?

…This short one looks too short. And, hey, can you hand me a straw please?

…I don’t care how you get here, just get here, if you can. 

…I just want you to love it as much as I love it. Is that too much to ask? You can even lie if you have to. You can lie all the time, if that’s what it takes, and I’ll believe you every time.

 

...Maybe we can talk about it later, if you’re not too busy. 

 

…Hey, now, lend some independence.

 

…Why did I used to hate Friday so much? There must’ve been a really good reason.

 

…Oh, yeah, I just thought of it.

…You’re the only person on the planet that knows what it means when I say I want to get paid. That must mean something.

…Poor Rocky. I think he spends even more time alone than Alex did. You can’t really blame him for being onery, even if it’s completely obnoxious. 

…You’re so fucking gorgeous.

…“You’re sweet and a liar.”

…I don’t have an answer for that.

…But don’t most writers lie?

…Somehow I’ve got a lot to say, and nothing to say at all.

…Who puts a plastic rose on a guy’s necktie while he’s lying in a barren bathtub right before he's about to get married? Oh yeah, some random friend who loves you.

…That was a random thing I remembered today.

…Do you think you might be the angriest driver ever?

…You know what’s annoying as Fuck? It’s (…)

…“Check your rings.” No, fucking check yourself.

…Gosh, really? I don’t think you wanna know.

…It’s pretty special, and rare, to meet someone at this point in your life who becomes a friend, someone you can share real life stuff with.

…It seems like, if you kill someone, you should be willing to die as well.

…But as it stands, I need some more to drink.

…I know that look upon your face.

…That’s not really an endorsement.

…“Fuck, man, you’re wrong. Taylor Swift is the nicest person ever.”

…If you’re gonna open it, you gotta at least have some.

…“What I like about her is that she makes being neurotic look fun.” Kim Deal, on Olivia Rodrigo.

…The real problem is ______.

…Honey, turn off the light.

…You can spell “hard” any way you want, but it’s still hard.

…Why does everyone have to die?

…The problem is, even when you’re ugly, you’re not.

…Wait, let me wipe my glasses.

…You have to keep your chin up or else the sun is going to get you.

…I think I’d take, “I see what you mean” as opposed to nothing.

…I can tell a lot has changed, but that’s on me.

…I can barely lift my eyes.

…Well, we’ll see about that eventually.

…Sorry I’m late, I was busy emptying my pockets

…It’s still magnificent.

…Those birds. I love those messy birds so much.

…Isn’t that the whole point of art, to make you feel something—even if it’s depressing or sickening, instead of giddy and sitcom romantic?

…I’ve got a poem in my head, but there are still oysters in my ears.

…Oh, well, that’s miles away.

…I think Pete’s been lifting weights.

…You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Right?

…I promised not to be “that guy,” yet sometimes I definitely am him. Or her. Or someone who very much resembles him or her. (You get the drift.)

…Asking you to listen to new music and just try to appreciate it is like me asking you do believe in Jesus when you’re at a turn signal and the light’s changed to green but no cars are moving—Jesus, can you just fucking go?! 

…If you can see me coming, you can watch me go.

…I push “Save” a lot now. Maybe more than I do anything. 

…And I don’t mean that in the way you’re thinking.

…Pardon me for asking.

…Cheese won’t melt in the fire, chili hit sweet in the sugar.

…I might be a little obsessed.

…Where do we just get $88 billion, and then nearly another billion for a ballroom? Nothing makes sense unless he’s the antichrist, though I know he’s not close to that smart:

Trump wants $88 billion from Congress for Iran war

…Somebody’s telling me something, but they have to speak up.

…You surprised me.

…Do I really want to know that? You tell me.

…I’m not sure why you wouldn’t ever want someone to put their head in your lap if you’re lucky enough to have them want to do that.

…It’s going to be beautiful no matter where you are. I guarantee it.

…That was really stupid, but somehow it worked out okay.

...I think I just need to take my phone off of “Sleep” but I’m not sure.

…It’s a problem when you don’t recognize your own handwriting.

…True story—it’s all clouds now.

…You said I love you like you meant it, but then again that mosquito looked full when it stuck my arm and stayed there.

…I said, “I think I’ll have another,” she said, “Jynx.” Now we’re paying $18 dollars for a drink.

…I’ve probably said that before. Maybe even lots of times.

…I don’t blame you for a second.

…There’s no way anyone is eating that meatloaf.

…It’s annoying—all the places you can be lonely.

--But do you really want to? 

--What I want is to get it over with it already and for you to stop talking so much.

…

Members of alleged antifa group in Texas get decades-long sentences for violent protest outside ICE facility

Eight people got prison terms ranging from 30 to 100 years for their roles in a protest that turned violent outside an immigration detention center last summer.

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Tillis: Pirro can’t be taken ‘seriously’ for prosecuting alleged reflecting pool vandalism

Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.) is blasting U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro for threatening to prosecute people accused of vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool to the fullest extent of the law after President Trump granted blanket pardons last year to people convicted of crimes related to the Jan. 6, 2021, storming of the U.S. Capitol.

 …We are a country gone wrong, and I wish I could say I’m almost done, but…

 Supreme Court rules asylum seekers may be turned around, siding with Trump

 

U.S. Supreme Court rules on 2nd Amendment

The U.S. Supreme Court has rejected states' right to forbid licensed gun owners from carrying a firearm into stores or some private businesses open to the public

The U.S. Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s effort to terminate legal protections for Syrian and Haitian migrants

 …That’s one bad robot, and I don’t mean it in a good way. 

…No one does this. Nope.

…I guess you’d have to read it first.

…“You time out awfully fast.” 

…How did that alarm not go off?

…It might be total shit, but I’m always writing.

…I could love you until my very last day and you’d never know it.

…“Dude, you’ve never been called a liar?” 

…It’s like a card you have to punch.

…“If you’ve been injured in a car accident, we can help.”

…It’s another flavor of the week, but I like it.

…Alert: Assault reported less than 4.9 miles from your home

…“It feels like we’re about to get into a really big fight.”

…I mean, Come on.

…Time could change, but I’ll give you my number.

…Here’s what I often tell myself: No. Don’t.

…Thank you for sharing this with me.

 

…Last night I did this thing where I talked to random people at the bar…

 

…Can’t you just say Fuck and mean it?

 

…I was a virgin, too, once.

 

…“Sex is just weird hippie shit.” Sid Vicious

 

…It’s so beautiful out that it doesn’t even seem real.

 

…Before you go for good, just ask (and answer) yourself the only question that’s important—does this matter to me, and why?

 

 …I used to have more confidence in college...

 

…Rock solid is something I’ve never been.

 

…STOP ANXIETY NOW!!

 

…Okay, I’ll stop now.