—I SEE YOU, AND RAISE YOU TWENTY

 

 

Dear God,

 

How are you doing? Busy, no doubt.

 

I’m not in the habit of asking for favors but I could use a couple right now. Seems the Suicide Prevention Hotline is too popular, experiencing unusual call volume, which is why they put people on hold for five minutes or more. Maybe they’re understaffed. Maybe they’re writing new scripts. Who knows? It’s not my place to judge.

 

If you’ve got an extra safety net, a soft one with firm thread, perhaps you’d consider loaning it out for a while. I know someone who really needs it right now. I’d be forever grateful, and also, the sooner the better.

 

Thanks so much for your consideration.

 

Sincerely,

 

Me