--WHEELS ARE TURNING…

 

Bat Chatter: Fem Boy Blues

 

“What good does crying do?”

“Even the saddest people have the chutzpah to Cowboy up.”

“Don’t be silly.”

“For God’s sake, don’t over-think it again.”

“The right words either matter or shatter, which is why they always hit the bullseye.”

“The point is there’s only this, only now.”

“When you’ve finally got it all figured out, everything will be different.”

“All I’m saying is you’re such a Fem Boy, a Cancer.  Geesh.”

“That man across the lake is searching for an eagle, not you, so don’t get your hopes up.”

“Hard rain can wash away whole towns, but the scars are still gonna stay put.”

“Every ambulance is busy right now.  Best not get any lonelier.”

“The odds are good that someone will win the lottery and be merry for a month or two.”

“Someone once said, ‘The odds are good, but the goods are very odd.’  Funny, huh?”

“Happiness is undervalued and under attack most of the time.”

“I know. I know. Black is black, you want your baby back.”

“Here it comes again.”

“Some days life is a drunk motherfucker swinging a switchblade.”

“It’s just how it is.”

“I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking (…)”

“You should see yourself right now.”

“Saying ‘I’m not going to say I told you so’ is saying ‘I told you so’ to the tenth power.”

“A hangover knows exactly who to blame, and how to do it.”

“Trust me, eventually your body’s going to start shedding all the lint it’s been trying to contain.”

“Everything you have is on loan, each breath a penny toward the mortgage.”

“Lucky bastard, you still have time. Quit yer bitching.”

“Check out the beauty in front of you, behind you, overhead. Open your eyes. Take a peek.”

“If you can’t let go of things, you’ll become a convenience store with clogged aisles.”

“It’s gotta rain sometime.”

“Quite often misery is its own company.”

“Hands off. Vendetta Red is already taken.”

“If you flunk the next test, it could be a valid reason for dropping out.”

“Stop worrying.  It’ll all be there tomorrow.”

“Turn that frown upside down.”

“Dive under, hold your breath.”

“Let’s see how long you can make it.”